Andrew's 6 easy steps to making friends in Bozeman.

1. Bring beer
- a six-pack would give you two friends (three beers for one guy, more if guy flunk a test, broke-up with a girl, plans to get drunk)
- a keg or two might guarantee you a whole frat house and probably a police record
2. Talk with the correct accent and use correct words
- dude, sweet, how's it going are essential words to master. (certain words like sweet must be stretched for the effect,ie Sweeeeeeeeettttt)
- would not hurt if you continuously insert a swear word into a normal sentence when conversing. ie, i f**king agree that dinner was damn sweet or F**king awesome
3. Dress like them
- make sure to have sweaters with the university acronym. Hoodies are a must to look cool. Throw in an i-pod (worn exposed of course!!) and a cellphone and voila!
- any matching clothes must be burned or worned with care less you attract attention.
4. Must ski or snowboard or do any cool outdoor activities
- make sure to decide which side to join and declare it often (throw comments like "skiing is for old dudes" to ensure everyone that you belong to the snowboarders)
- FYI : badminton,table tennis and reading novels (or god forbid, textbooks) are Not cool outdoor activities.
- experience in mountain biking,hiking,rock climbing,ice climbing and winter camping are needed to ensure that there are no awkward silence when conversing
5. Listen to cool songs and watch sweet movies
- Songs from The Dave Matthew's band, Live, The Clintons, Metallica, and other rock bands a must for friends-making.
- Never be caught listening (or worse, actually singing) to tunes from Ashley Simpson, Lindsay Lohan or Hillary Duff (unless you wanna die with no friends; then be my guest)
6. Did i mention bring beer?

Disclaimer : This piece is intended as a joke. Anyone offended by this is not a good sport (joking again, sorry if this piece offends you). any correlations to any incidents, people or places are purely coincidental. and Bozeman f**king rocks